Hypocrites

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
member congregation was
surprised
to see two men enter, both covered from
head
to toe in black and carrying
submachine guns. 

One of the men proclaimed,

"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ
remain
where you are."


Immediately, the choir fled...  

the deacons fled...

and most of the congregation fled.... 


Out of the 2,000 there only

remained around 20.


The man who had spoken took off his hood... 

He then looked at the preacher and
said "Okay
Pastor, I got rid of all the 

hypocrites...  Now you may begin your service. 
Have a nice
day!"

And the two men turned and walked out.